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- $Title{Hamlet: Act III, Scene IV}
- $Author{Shakespeare, William}
- $Subject{}
- $Log{Dramatis Personae*03100.TXT}
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- Portions copyright (c) CMC ReSearch, Inc., 1989
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- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
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- HAMLET
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- ACT III
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- SCENE IV: The Queen's closet.
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- {Enter QUEEN MARGARET and POLONIUS.}
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- LORD POLONIUS: He will come straight. Look you lay home to him:
- Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
- And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
- Much heat and him. I'll sconce me even here.
- Pray you, be round with him.
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- HAMLET: [Within] Mother, mother, mother!
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: I'll warrant you,
- Fear me not: withdraw, I hear him coming.
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- [POLONIUS hides behind the arras.]
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- {Enter HAMLET.}
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- HAMLET: Now, mother, what's the matter?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
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- HAMLET: Mother, you have my father much offended. 10
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
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- HAMLET: Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Why, how now, Hamlet!
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- HAMLET: What's the matter now?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Have you forgot me?
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- HAMLET: No, by the rood, not so:
- You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
- And--would it were not so!--you are my mother.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Nay, then, I'll set those to you that can speak.
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- HAMLET: Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge;
- You go not till I set you up a glass
- Where you may see the inmost part of you. 20
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me?
- Help, help, ho!
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- LORD POLONIUS: [Behind] What, ho! help, help, help!
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- HAMLET: [Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
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- [Makes a pass through the arras.]
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- LORD POLONIUS: [Behind] O, I am slain!
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- [Falls and dies.]
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: O me, what hast thou done?
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- HAMLET: Nay, I know not:
- Is it the king?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!
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- HAMLET: A bloody deed! almost as bad, good mother,
- As kill a king, and marry with his brother.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: As kill a king!
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- HAMLET: Ay, lady, 'twas my word. 30
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- [Lifts up the array and discovers POLONIUS.]
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- Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell!
- I took thee for thy better: take thy fortune;
- Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.
- Leave wringing of your hands: peace! sit you down,
- And let me wring your heart; for so I shall,
- If it be made of penetrable stuff,
- If damned custom have not brass'd it so
- That it is proof and bulwark against sense.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: What have I done, that thou darest wag thy tongue
- In noise so rude against me?
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- HAMLET: Such an act 40
- That blurs the grace and blush of modesty,
- Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
- From the fair forehead of an innocent love
- And sets a blister there, makes marriage-vows
- As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed
- As from the body of contraction plucks
- The very soul, and sweet religion makes
- A rhapsody of words: heaven's face doth glow:
- Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
- With tristful visage, as against the doom, 50
- Is thought-sick at the act.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Ay me, what act,
- That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?
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- HAMLET: Look here, upon this picture, and on this,
- The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
- See, what a grace was seated on this brow;
- Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
- An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
- A station like the herald Mercury
- New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
- A combination and a form indeed, 60
- Where every god did seem to set his seal,
- To give the world assurance of a man:
- This was your husband. Look you now, what follows:
- Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
- Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
- Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
- And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?
- You cannot call it love; for at your age
- The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
- And waits upon the judgment: and what judgment 70
- Would step from this to this? Sense, sure, you have,
- Else could you not have motion; but sure, that sense
- Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
- Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd
- But it reserved some quantity of choice,
- To serve in such a difference. What devil was't
- That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?
- Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
- Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
- Or but a sickly part of one true sense 80
- Could not so mope.
- O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
- If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,
- To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
- And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame
- When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
- Since frost itself as actively doth burn
- And reason panders will.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: O Hamlet, speak no more:
- Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul;
- And there I see such black and grained spots 90
- As will not leave their tinct.
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- HAMLET: Nay, but to live
- In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
- Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
- Over the nasty sty,--
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: O, speak to me no more;
- These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears;
- No more, sweet Hamlet!
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- HAMLET: A murderer and a villain;
- A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe
- Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings;
- A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
- That from a shelf the precious diadem stole, 100
- And put it in his pocket!
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: No more!
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- HAMLET: A king of shreds and patches,--
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- {Enter Ghost.}
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- Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,
- You heavenly guards! What would your gracious
- figure?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Alas, he's mad!
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- HAMLET: Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
- That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by
- The important acting of your dread command?
- O, say!
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- Ghost: Do not forget: this visitation 110
- Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
- But, look, amazement on thy mother sits:
- O, step between her and her fighting soul:
- Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works:
- Speak to her, Hamlet.
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- HAMLET: How is it with you, lady?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Alas, how is't with you,
- That you do bend your eye on vacancy
- And with the incorporal air do hold discourse?
- Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
- And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm, 120
- Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
- Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son,
- Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
- Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?
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- HAMLET: On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares!
- His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
- Would make them capable. Do not look upon me;
- Lest with this piteous action you convert
- My stern effects: then what I have to do
- Will want true colour; tears perchance for blood. 130
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: To whom do you speak this?
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- HAMLET: Do you see nothing there?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Nothing at all; yet all that is I see.
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- HAMLET: Nor did you nothing hear?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: No, nothing but ourselves.
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- HAMLET: Why, look you there! look, how it steals away!
- My father, in his habit as he lived!
- Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!
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- [Exit Ghost.]
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: This the very coinage of your brain:
- This bodiless creation ecstasy
- Is very cunning in.
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- HAMLET: Ecstasy!
- My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time, 140
- And makes as healthful music: it is not madness
- That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,
- And I the matter will re-word; which madness
- Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
- Lay not that mattering unction to your soul,
- That not your trespass, but my madness speaks:
- It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
- Whilst rank corruption, mining all within,
- Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven;
- Repent what's past; avoid what is to come; 150
- And do not spread the compost on the weeds,
- To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue;
- For in the fatness of these pursy times
- Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
- Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.
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- HAMLET: O, throw away the worser part of it,
- And live the purer with the other half.
- Good night: but go not to mine uncle's bed;
- Assume a virtue, if you have it not. 160
- That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat,
- Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,
- That to the use of actions fair and good
- He likewise gives a frock or livery,
- That aptly is put on. Refrain to-night,
- And that shall lend a kind of easiness
- To the next abstinence: the next more easy;
- For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
- And either . . . . the devil, or throw him out
- With wondrous potency. Once more, good night: 170
- And when you are desirous to be bless'd,
- I'll blessing beg of you. For this same lord,
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- [Pointing to POLONIUS.]
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- I do repent: but heaven hath pleased it so,
- To punish me with this and this with me,
- That I must be their scourge and minister.
- I will bestow him, and will answer well
- The death I gave him. So, again, good night.
- I must be cruel, only to be kind:
- Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
- One word more, good lady.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: What shall I do? 180
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- HAMLET: Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
- Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed;
- Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;
- And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses,
- Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers,
- Make you to ravel all this matter out,
- That I essentially am not in madness,
- But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know;
- For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
- Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib, 190
- Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?
- No, in despite of sense and secrecy,
- Unpeg the basket on the house's top.
- Let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape,
- To try conclusions, in the basket creep,
- And break your own neck down.
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Be thou assured, if words be made of breath,
- And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
- What thou hast said to me.
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- HAMLET: I must to England; you know that?
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- QUEEN GERTRUDE: Alack, 200
- I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.
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- HAMLET: There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
- Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
- They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,
- And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
- For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
- Hoist with his own petard: and 't shall go hard
- But I will delve one yard below their mines,
- And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
- When in one line two crafts directly meet. 210
- This man shall set me packing:
- I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
- Mother, good night. Indeed this counsellor
- Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
- Who was in life a foolish prating knave.
- Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
- Good night, mother.
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- [Exeunt severally; HAMLET dragging in POLONIUS.]
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